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Laughing out Loudly (LOL) (:_:)
« on: July 07, 2011, 10:32:20 PM »
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.

Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
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Re: Laughing Out Loudly (LOL)
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2011, 10:34:45 PM »

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know.

Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?

Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
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Re: Laughing Out Loudly (LOL)
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2011, 10:36:54 PM »

Small boy: "Dad , can you write in the dark?"

Father: "I think so. What is it you want me to write?"

Small Boy: "Your name on the report card."
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Re: Laughing Out Loudly (LOL)
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2011, 10:40:11 PM »

Teacher: "How do you like your new house?"

Student: "Oh, we like it very much. I have a room of my own, each of my sisters has a room of her own. But poor Mum, she's still in with Dad."
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Re: Laughing Out Loudly (LOL)
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2011, 10:42:45 PM »

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?

Pappu : "HIJKLMNO! "!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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Re: Laughing Out Loudly (LOL)
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2011, 10:44:23 PM »

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.

PAPPU : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS : PAPPU!
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Re: Laughing Out Loudly (LOL)
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2011, 10:46:10 PM »


TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".

PAPPU : I is...

TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."

PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Re: Laughing Out Loudly (LOL)
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2011, 10:49:01 PM »

Child: "Why do you send me to school for."

Mother: "To make a man out of you."

Child: "But my teacher makes everyday a cock out of me."
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Re: Laughing Out Loudly (LOL)
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2011, 10:49:52 PM »

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"

Pupil : "The moon".

Teacher : "Why?"

Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
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Re: Laughing Out Loudly (LOL)
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2011, 10:50:51 PM »

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"

Pupil : "A teacher".
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« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2011, 10:53:58 PM »

Writer: Did you like my novel?

Publisher: I really liked the last two words.

Writer: (very excitedly) And which are those?

Publisher: 'The End'
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Re: Laughing out Loudly (LOL) (:_:)
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2011, 10:59:03 PM »

Friend: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"

Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."!
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Re: Laughing out Loudly (LOL) (:_:)
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2011, 11:01:27 PM »

Husband says: "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".


Wife replied: "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
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« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2011, 11:02:56 PM »

Behind every great man,

there is a dangerous woman.
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Re: Laughing out Loudly (LOL) (:_:)
« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2011, 11:03:58 PM »

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,

"You know, I was a fool when I married you."

The husband replied,

"Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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