Author Topic: Lets Laugh a Bit...!  (Read 7392 times)

Offline Shamim Ansary

  • Administrator
  • Full Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 198
    • View Profile
    • Email
Re: Lets Laugh a Bit...!
« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2011, 11:50:17 PM »
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
"It is not too late to seek a newer world
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield."

Shamim Ansary
01713493087


Offline Shamim Ansary

  • Administrator
  • Full Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 198
    • View Profile
    • Email
Re: Lets Laugh a Bit...!
« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2011, 11:52:39 PM »
A high school had a policy that the parents must call the school if a student was to be absent for the day.

Rose (name changed to protect the guilty), deciding to skip school and go to the mall with her friends waited until her parents had left for work and called the school herself.

This is the actual conversation of the telephone call...

Rose: "Hi, I'm calling to report that Rose so-and-so is unable to make it to school today because she is ill.

Secretary at high school: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I'll note her absence. Who is this calling?"

Rose: "This is my mother."
"It is not too late to seek a newer world
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield."

Shamim Ansary
01713493087


Offline Shamim Ansary

  • Administrator
  • Full Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 198
    • View Profile
    • Email
Re: Lets Laugh a Bit...!
« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2011, 11:53:50 PM »
Teacher: Mina, make a sentence starting with the letter 'I'.

Mina: I is...

Teacher: No, no, no, don't say "I is", you say "I am".

Mina: OK, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
"It is not too late to seek a newer world
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield."

Shamim Ansary
01713493087


Offline Shamim Ansary

  • Administrator
  • Full Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 198
    • View Profile
    • Email
Re: Lets Laugh a Bit...!
« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2011, 11:54:44 PM »
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
"It is not too late to seek a newer world
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield."

Shamim Ansary
01713493087


Offline Shamim Ansary

  • Administrator
  • Full Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 198
    • View Profile
    • Email
Re: Lets Laugh a Bit...!
« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2011, 11:55:31 PM »
Physics Teacher: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?"

Student: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything."
"It is not too late to seek a newer world
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield."

Shamim Ansary
01713493087


Offline Shamim Ansary

  • Administrator
  • Full Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 198
    • View Profile
    • Email
Re: Lets Laugh a Bit...!
« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2011, 11:57:28 PM »
Summer vacation was over and Little Kanta returned back to school.

Only two days later her teacher phoned her mother to tell her that she was misbehaving.

"Wait a minute," she said. "I had Kanta with me for three months and I never called you once when she misbehaved!"
"It is not too late to seek a newer world
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield."

Shamim Ansary
01713493087