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Faysal:
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.

Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

Faysal:

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know.

Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?

Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

Faysal:

Small boy: "Dad , can you write in the dark?"

Father: "I think so. What is it you want me to write?"

Small Boy: "Your name on the report card."

Faysal:

Teacher: "How do you like your new house?"

Student: "Oh, we like it very much. I have a room of my own, each of my sisters has a room of her own. But poor Mum, she's still in with Dad."

Faysal:

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?

Pappu : "HIJKLMNO! "!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

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