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Shamim Ansary:
Q: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?

A: Because there were so many knights!

Shamim Ansary:
Q: Why does history keep repeating itself?

A: Because we weren't listening the first time!

Shamim Ansary:
How do you spell Hard Water with 3 letters?

ICE!

Shamim Ansary:
Why did Jenifer take a ruler to bed?

Because she wanted to see how long she slept!
 

Shamim Ansary:
A man in a hurry taking his eight-year-old son to school made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.

"Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.

"It's okay, Dad," the boy said, "The police car right behind us did the same thing."

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