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Lets Laugh a Bit...!
Shamim Ansary:
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
The little girl replied, "My homework."
Shamim Ansary:
TEACHER : What is an island ?
Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
TEACHER :On one side ?
Pupil : Yes, on top !
Shamim Ansary:
Parent : Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it.
Pupil : It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead !
Shamim Ansary:
TEACHER : I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of
Pupil : Life imprisonment !
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TEACHER : Name four members of the cat family
Pupil : Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !
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